AUGHRA CAN BARELY CONTROL AUGHRA!!

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
dammitsherlockimatimelord
catchymemes

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woodelf68

All of this delights me to no end.

neddea

…I’m actually speechless.

I wasn’t looking for any information about railroads and now I’m left with that + knowledge about spaceships, Roman chariots and one (1) unexpected but welcome joke.

songspinner9

I am now trying to figure out how to share this (the age-appropriate parts) with my middle school history students. What a great chain of facts!

greysketch
celestial-artisan

Angel: Husky~
Angel: I got someone I really like, how should I confess to him?
Husk: Just wing it, I'll say yes.
Angel: How do you just wing a con-
Angel:
Angel: How the fuck did you know?

greysketch

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I never draw ships or anything like that, but I couldn't pass this up cause it fits the characters so well. Took several days making this seeing as I'm still adapting to the artstyle (this is only the second time I've drawn in the hazbin style so I needed heaps of inspo)

thatgaydemigodnerd
georgethebarbarian

Important hot tip for literally anyone purchasing art

If an artist you rly like doesn’t have a public commission sheet or perhaps you have an odd but reasonable request your best friend will be “I will gladly compensate you for your time.” Literally the moment an artist sees that you’re actually going to pay them for whatever weird request you’ve got, they’re like a million percent more likely to respond positively to whatever your weird request is. For example: I love birds, and I was seeking out a nice state bird cross stitch pattern that wasn’t too complicated. I found one I liked on Etsy, but it was actually selling the finished product (a gorgeous quilt for about $2000) and not the charts, which was what I wanted. No problem! I messaged the seller and said “hi! I love your beautiful quilt, but I am actually interested in the cross stitch charts. Do you still have them? I would be more than happy to compensate you for the trouble.” I have no doubt that this lovely woman has been demanded for free labor countless times. It has happened to every quilter on planet earth. She told me that she would mail me HER ORIGINAL HANDWRITTEN CHARTS for about $30, since she drafted them herself and wasn’t planning on making another quilt. I gladly sent $50 her way and told her she could just scan them for me if that was easier for her. Artists are, by and large, lovely people who want to help you. Please, just promise them that you will fucking compensate them for their time and labor.

sugarglider-s
sundermunder

A pleasant surprise.

drinkyourjuiceshelby

When he goes back into the dirt

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an-alarming-amount-of-bees

i can’t believe this little shit has a completely armored back and then sleeps belly up just to dare predators to fuck with it

mammalidentifier

Six-banded armadillo (Euphractus sexcinctus).

The person in the video is speaking Brazilian Portuguese, which is my native language, so here’s what’s being said as well as a little bonus:

“You’d think he’s dead. He’s just cooling himself off in the sand. Here, check this out. Oop! What’s up, bro? You sleep well?”

thatgaydemigodnerd
rainrebel-moved04012021

the dynamic between heinz doofenschmirtz and perry the platypus would probably come off as v romantic and gay if they were two people in a similar age range rather than a dude and a platypus. no i dont ship them but think about it. villainous monologues are already a very romantic and gay thing in itself (don’t question me on this you know im right). listening to somebody ramble excitedly about something they’re proud of is even more romantic and cute af. also doofensmirtz is already gay anyway. the only thing preventing this from becoming Peak Gay is the fact that perry is strictly professional and also a platypus. thanks for coming to my ted talk

the-malevolent-platypus

“Perry is strictly professional and also a platypus”

I love the fact that “professional” is the first reason and “platypus” is the second, because this is extremely plausible for Perry.

“Yeah no I can’t fuck I’m on duty”.

micaxiii

one of Doofenshmirtz’ dates ditched him for a whale

darkwingsnark

Let us also pop bottles for the time Doofenshmirtz had to help his ex-thwarty call’s current nemesis become desirable for punching again. 

girlwholovesturtles

I think there was a scene where Peter and Perry were having dinner together at a fancy restaurant. But that was before Doofenshmirtz stopped being evil.

journal-three

what the fuck is going on in Phineas and Ferb

looney-mooney

Also Perry is arguably one of the smartest characters on both shows when it comes to deductive reasoning, common sense, and social intelligence. He could tell just by looking at a room exactly what happened there a few hours ago. He can problem-solve on the fly, and does so very often. He has basic engineering skills (or at least, “basic” for this universe, which is kinda masterful for our universe), and can communicate complex thoughts to others despite being physically incapable of speaking English (he even knows ASL!) To claim that Perry the Platypus is incapable of providing consent simply because he isn’t human is a disservice to his character. And honestly, if we’re going by the anthropological definition of “human” (bipedal, opposable thumbs, ability to communicate complex thought), then he is by all means “human.” He’s just… A Human Platypus. …?

romansleftshoulderpad

Also Doof is legally an Ocelot

romansleftshoulderpad

It’s canon. In the OWCA Files. Him legally being an ocelot is what allows him to be an agent.

i-have-n0-idea-what-im-d0ing

Yeah, in one part of his long, tragic backstory, he was abandon and raised by ocelots

ironwoman359

I was wondering when someone was gonna bring up the ocelot thing

looney-mooney

@oceanic-panic-panic bold of you to assume that Perry doesn’t let himself get trapped on purpose at least 2/3 of the time. Perry always escapes the traps. And he always waits for Doofenshmirtz to finish monologuing before escaping from them. It’s part of their routine, something they both expect: Perry bursts in, gets trapped, patiently listens to doof’s rant of the day, escapes the trap, fights his nemesis, and blows up the Inator. Whenever this routine is broken, they work to maintain it anyway - I can think of at least like 3 instances where Perry purposefully, politely traps himself, and several more where Doofenshmirtz gets impatient and sets Perry free from the trap himself so they can fight.

Perry getting trapped isn’t a sign of some intellectual folley - it’s a sign of his incredible problem-solving skills that he can escape them so easily, and a sign of his social intelligence that he knows to politely wait until his nemesis is ready to stop venting and start fighting.

But why does Perry need to be trapped for his nemesis to vent? Easy. Doofenshmirtz is a victim of severe child abuse, and needs to feel as though he’s somewhat in control of the situation before allowing himself to be vulnerable. Perry being trapped makes him feel safe, and Perry catches on to this. It’s an intricate social dance that none of his coworkers have mastered, the ability to communicate with and accomidate for a villain with special needs. And though it takes the whole summer, they eventually don’t even need the traps, because Perry makes Heinz feel safe.

candace-gertrude-flynn

Did you know that…?

1.Doofenshmirtz isn’t evil anymore,allowing Perry to date him

2.Romance betweet animal/human isn’t frowned upon in the Dwampyverse

we even got humans falling in love with inanimate objects, albeit played for laughs

adhdoofenshmirtz

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Foeplay*

strangewomanwithanefariousagenda

where’s that post about the OWCA agents just being emotional support animals for the “evil” scientists

adhdoofenshmirtz

HERE

adhdoofenshmirtz

I’m surprised at how nobody mentioned how much the show ships them itself. It’s not just the fans’ whim

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(Not pictured: the whole Peter the Panda’s arc)

In conclusion: The show wants you to ship them

adhdoofenshmirtz

EVERYBODY WAKE UP. It’s canon now. (one sided at least) Checkmate. The post is over

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dwampyverse-content

I FINALLY SAW THIS IN PERSON AND IT’S GOTTEN EVEN BETTER!!!

silent0nyx

IT JUST KEEPS GOING???

adhdoofenshmirtz

Do you like the colors of Perryshmirtz?

phineas-and-ferb-heritage-posts

phineas and ferb heritage post

cryptidwithaninternetconnection

This post honestly is such a rollarcoaster of emotions

Just wait until someone writes a trapped in an igloo fanfic of these two

suffering-and-misery

Trapped in a what now

cryptidwithaninternetconnection

D. Did you get that reference?

bobolobocus

Didn’t neither of Doofinshmirtz’s parents turn up for his birth?

villainessbian

That’s why he was raised by ocelots

theangriestlittleunicorn
anarkissy

ppl in the age of cell phones: fucking up their necks

ppl in the age of books: fucking up their necks

ppl in the age of textile art: fucking up their necks

ppl in the age of picking lice: fucking up their necks

ppl in the age of cooking: fucking up their necks

anarkissy

in the age of keyboards: carpel tunnel

in the age of writing by hand: carpel tunnel

in the age of squeezing water out of wet clothes after cleaning them by hand: carpel tunnel

in the age of using hand-sized stone tools: carpel tunnel

notyourplayground

#besties i am starting to think the human skeletal system might just be trash (via @cicerfics)

you are not wrong bestie